What types of treatments do you offer?

We offer a range of services, including Sports Massage Rehab, Mobile Massage in NOLA, and Relax/De-Stress treatments, all designed to promote healing, reduce pain, and improve overall wellness.

Are your services suitable for injury recovery?

Yes, our Sports Massage and Rehab massage services are specifically designed to assist with injury recovery, alleviate chronic pain, and improve mobility through targeted rehabilitation techniques.

Do you provide in-home services?

Absolutely! Our Mobile Massage service brings professional massage therapy directly to your home or office in New Orleans for your convenience and comfort.

How do I book an appointment?

You can easily book an appointment by calling us at 9137017307 or by using the 'Get Appointment' button on our website for fast scheduling.

Are your therapists licensed and trained?

Each therapist is professionally licensed and insured in the state of Louisiana.

What areas of New Orleans do you serve?

We proudly serve Uptown, Downtown, the French Quarter, Canal Street, Magazine Street, and surrounding neighborhoods.

Is The Muscle Mechanic considered one of the best massage places in New Orleans?

Yes—clients often rate it among the best for our personalized care, skilled therapists, and trusted results. It's a top choice for both locals and visitors seeking high-quality massage in New Orleans.

Our Massage Services In New Orleans

Restore, Relax, and Rejuvenate with Our Expert Massage Therapist in NOLA

At The Muscle Mechanic, we offer specialized massage therapy designed to promote healing, relieve pain, and restore balance. Whether you’re recovering from an injury, need the convenience of mobile therapy, or simply want to relax and de-stress, we have a customized treatment for you.

Relaxation Therapy

Restore, Relax, and Rejuvenate with Our Expert Massage Services

Mobile Massage

Experience Ultimate Relaxation with Mobile Massage Therapy

Myofascial Release

Sports massage/rehab aids in recovery, reduces muscle tension, and improves flexibility.

Hear what people are saying about our service

Experience the difference with our expert care—trusted by clients for our commitment to healing, wellness, and lasting results.

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   Prachi Vij 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I suffer from chronic back, shoulder and neck pain. Ted was very knowledgeable and knew exactly what I needed to alleviate pain, even from areas I didn’t know were sore! Will definitely be back!
  
 
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   John F 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Ted Wheelock is sigma, I was quite nervous when I first entered. Bro is a handsome man, who welcomes you with his aura. His style was high key and he has a relieving touch that helps me let go
  
 
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   Tom Adams 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. What a great massage!   Very much oriented to finding and relieving trouble spots that I didn't know I had which helped with some pain issues I've experienced for a long time.  Ted was great. Informative and caring. Highly recommend
  
 
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   Viorica-Ioana Weldon 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Chronic pain in my upper back to the point I had numbness along the medial nerve path and bad pain in my upper back by the traps and SCM.  I literally could not write. Ted educated me about soft tissue injuries and worked on me to help decrease the pain. I’m hopeful I can get a handle on my quality of life/productivity. Highly recommended!
  
 
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   Shawn Virani 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Hands of an angel. Ted is an absolute beast and I hope to have him as my therapist forever
  
 
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   Emily Garrity 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Ted is incredible! After being hit by a car years ago, I’ve been dealing with chronic pain off and on, but this past month was especially brutal—constant pain in my lower back, hip, and glutes on my right side that had me in tears some days. I tried everything: chiropractor multiple times a week, massage, meds (both over-the-counter and prescription), stretching routines, and nothing worked.

Then I found Ted online and my first visit with him was a total game-changer. His approach is so much more than massage—it’s stretching, active release therapy, and other techniques that address the root. Honestly, I felt like he was exorcising a demon from my body. Ted is super skilled, compassionate, and knows exactly what your body needs. After just one session, I felt relief I hadn’t had in nearly a month. Ted is a miracle worker and will absolutely be part of my self-care routine moving forward.

If you’re dealing with pain, stiffness, or injuries, go see Ted. He’s the real deal!
  
 
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   Kristen Rodriguez 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I saw the Muscle Mechanic for headaches and chronic neck/shoulder pain. His technique was unique, intense, yet relaxing at the same time. I'll definitely return for more sessions. I highly recommend!
  
 
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   Sabyne Bonnecarrere 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I would go to Ted weekly if I could! Found him through Google, so reviewing and recommending someone truly works. Muscle mechanic describes him pretty well..much better than ‘massage therapist’ ever could!
His combination of treatments with stretching, active release therapy, reflexology, acupressure are therapies I’ve never experienced before. I’ve been to at least 10 LMT’s. He truly has found his calling. He’s a humble expert…compassionate yet firm and directive. Anyone at all would benefit from his care and expertise. But, if you’re struggling with ‘stuck’ stuff????.. stiffness..mobility issues and injuries he’s the one you need. He has a sincere/authentic desire to help and teach. The Muscle Mechanic is a great descriptor..but body & soul mechanic might take the cake!
????????so very happy I found ya Ted… a bit of a miracle worker if you ask me! Thank you ????????Thank you!
  
 
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   LNL SNIPE 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. What an experience, this session was worth every dime plus more, do not hesitate to book with Ted, he was nothing short of amazing.
  
 
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   Aaron Junot 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. My experience here was amazing. It's really about learning how to let go of tension and once you get that, he can help you heal. It was amazing, will definitely be going back!
  
 
  
  
 
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