Healing & Wellness for a Stronger You
At The Muscle Mechanic, we offer trusted and results-driven massage therapy in New Orleans, LA. Whether you’re looking for relief from chronic pain, recovering from injury, aiming to enhance your athletic performance, or simply seeking relaxation, our expert massage therapists provide exceptional care. You can visit our location, or we can come to you wherever you feel most comfortable at home, in a hotel, or at your office.









The Muscle Mechanic combines holistic healing techniques with science-backed care to provide you with treatments that cater to your unique needs. Whether you’re seeking pain relief, stress reduction, or a better overall sense of well-being, we are here to help you achieve your goals.
Healing Services We Provide in NOLA

Relax and rejuvenate with personalized massage treatments designed to reduce stress, ease muscle tension, and promote overall wellness.

Experience the luxury of professional massage therapy in the comfort of your home or office—convenient, flexible, and fully tailored to your needs.

Boost recovery, improve performance, and prevent injuries with targeted massage techniques focused on athletes and active lifestyles.

Why Choose Us?
Choose us for personalized, science-backed treatments that combine ancient healing with modern wellness to help you feel your best.

Personalized Care

Holistic Healing

Experienced Practitioners

Inclusive & Supportive


Hear what people are saying about our service
Experience the difference with our expert care—trusted by clients for our commitment to healing, wellness, and lasting results.
EXCELLENT Based on 120 reviews Prachi Vij2025-02-15Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I suffer from chronic back, shoulder and neck pain. Ted was very knowledgeable and knew exactly what I needed to alleviate pain, even from areas I didn’t know were sore! Will definitely be back! John F2025-02-02Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Ted Wheelock is sigma, I was quite nervous when I first entered. Bro is a handsome man, who welcomes you with his aura. His style was high key and he has a relieving touch that helps me let go Tom Adams2025-01-26Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. What a great massage! Very much oriented to finding and relieving trouble spots that I didn't know I had which helped with some pain issues I've experienced for a long time. Ted was great. Informative and caring. Highly recommend Viorica-Ioana Weldon2025-01-18Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Chronic pain in my upper back to the point I had numbness along the medial nerve path and bad pain in my upper back by the traps and SCM. I literally could not write. Ted educated me about soft tissue injuries and worked on me to help decrease the pain. I’m hopeful I can get a handle on my quality of life/productivity. Highly recommended! Shawn Virani2024-12-29Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Hands of an angel. Ted is an absolute beast and I hope to have him as my therapist forever Emily Garrity2024-12-28Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Ted is incredible! After being hit by a car years ago, I’ve been dealing with chronic pain off and on, but this past month was especially brutal—constant pain in my lower back, hip, and glutes on my right side that had me in tears some days. I tried everything: chiropractor multiple times a week, massage, meds (both over-the-counter and prescription), stretching routines, and nothing worked. Then I found Ted online and my first visit with him was a total game-changer. His approach is so much more than massage—it’s stretching, active release therapy, and other techniques that address the root. Honestly, I felt like he was exorcising a demon from my body. Ted is super skilled, compassionate, and knows exactly what your body needs. After just one session, I felt relief I hadn’t had in nearly a month. Ted is a miracle worker and will absolutely be part of my self-care routine moving forward. If you’re dealing with pain, stiffness, or injuries, go see Ted. He’s the real deal! Kristen Rodriguez2024-10-30Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I saw the Muscle Mechanic for headaches and chronic neck/shoulder pain. His technique was unique, intense, yet relaxing at the same time. I'll definitely return for more sessions. I highly recommend! Sabyne Bonnecarrere2024-10-14Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I would go to Ted weekly if I could! Found him through Google, so reviewing and recommending someone truly works. Muscle mechanic describes him pretty well..much better than ‘massage therapist’ ever could! His combination of treatments with stretching, active release therapy, reflexology, acupressure are therapies I’ve never experienced before. I’ve been to at least 10 LMT’s. He truly has found his calling. He’s a humble expert…compassionate yet firm and directive. Anyone at all would benefit from his care and expertise. But, if you’re struggling with ‘stuck’ stuff😊.. stiffness..mobility issues and injuries he’s the one you need. He has a sincere/authentic desire to help and teach. The Muscle Mechanic is a great descriptor..but body & soul mechanic might take the cake! 👍🏼so very happy I found ya Ted… a bit of a miracle worker if you ask me! Thank you 🙏🏼Thank you! LNL SNIPE2024-10-05Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. What an experience, this session was worth every dime plus more, do not hesitate to book with Ted, he was nothing short of amazing. Aaron Junot2024-08-17Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. My experience here was amazing. It's really about learning how to let go of tension and once you get that, he can help you heal. It was amazing, will definitely be going back!Verified by TrustindexTrustindex verified badge is the Universal Symbol of Trust. Only the greatest companies can get the verified badge who has a review score above 4.5, based on customer reviews over the past 12 months. Read more

We Got Answers.
We offer a range of services, including Medical Massage/Rehab, Mobile Massage, and Relax/De-Stress treatments, all designed to promote healing, reduce pain, and improve overall wellness.
Yes, our Sports/ Rehab massage services are specifically designed to assist with injury recovery, alleviate chronic pain, and improve mobility through targeted rehabilitation techniques.
Absolutely! Our Mobile Massage service brings professional massage therapy directly to your home or office for your convenience and comfort.
You can easily book an appointment by calling us at 9137017307 or by using the "Get Appointment" button on our website for fast scheduling.
Each therapist is professionally licensed and insured in the state of Louisiana.
We proudly serve Uptown, Downtown, the French Quarter, Canal Street, Magazine Street, and surrounding neighborhoods.
Yes—clients often rate it among the best for its personalized care, skilled therapists, and trusted results. It's a top choice for both locals and visitors seeking high-quality massage in New Orleans.
